sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

"I have two moods: Caps lock and no caps lock."

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion)

nickelbackthatassup:

you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job