uhmeliamay:

all i want is for someone to play with my hair and rub my back and tell me everything is going to be okay

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

the-essence-of-desire:

My Perfect Date Night

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji)

"I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited."

Jorge Luis Borges (via feellng)