my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

"I have two moods: Caps lock and no caps lock."


i did a push up why am i still fat

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me


masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion)


you havent seen anger until youve seen me being forced to write mrs bieber on a cup for some white girl ordering a vanilla bean frap i hate my job